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[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

[teaserving]

thank god one of us will be ready

[nonehorse]

I'm always prepared for all outcomes, including being assaulted by my new sister-in-law for wearing something completely embarrassing and bewildering.