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hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

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Get 'shitfaced' and go to one of those 'laserquest' or 'escape rooms' down on the third level with a group of people.
I've heard that that is a recipe for a stupid time with the youths of today :)

thanks for the insight gramps

If it keeps you off of my lawn then all is well :)

well i got news for you im still gonna egg your house old man

How rude >:(
I hope you are ready to feel the long arm of the law when I call the Moon Knights on you.

oh no the law im fuckin scared

You should be.
I will threaten you with a good time.

well thanks old man but now im just gonna bring the toilet paper too

:(
In all seriousness...
Why not a jaunt to the moon?
Ride a flying shark while three sheets to the wind.
It's not every day you gain another year.

certainly not for me
you dont really expect a birthday again after you die

I can't say it's happened to me yet, but I shall hope I won't see another when that day comes.
I've had rather a lot, being a gramps and all.

how old are you really

Oh it's... about...
Two thousand and sixty... eight, now?

holy shit

yeah youre a gramps all right
what the hell

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Have a drink for me, would you?

sure??
but seriously what's your deal
if you dont mind my asking
i've met a lot of unique people here who dont age so i cant help but be curious

I don't mind at all!
It's nothing too fancy, though.
God just won't let me die.

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