text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

[teaserving]

holy shit

yeah youre a gramps all right
what the hell

[profanation]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Have a drink for me, would you?

[teaserving]

sure??
but seriously what's your deal
if you dont mind my asking
i've met a lot of unique people here who dont age so i cant help but be curious

[profanation]

I don't mind at all!
It's nothing too fancy, though.
God just won't let me die.