text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

y i k e s

ive had some shitty birthdays but thats uh

thats gootta be a winner right there

my only suggestion is stuffing yourself on as much food as possible and sleeping the rest of the day

[teaserving]

i'll at least do the first part i think

[satanslash]

its a good plan

the food part

not everyone likes to sleep as much as i do