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[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

[teaserving]

is that your super power
crow shit guarantee

[badluckblues]

it's one of em

[teaserving]

that's so fucking cool and i wish that was my superpower

anyway im DEFINITELY feeding the crows now

[badluckblues]

good. fuck seagulls, they're all dumb as rocks. treat crows right and they'll remember you for generations.

anyway, happy birthday. enjoy your crow army

[teaserving]

thanks man
its gonna be so fucking cool