text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

[nobodylikeshim]

[ He takes the comment as sounding as incredulous as he feels about the subject. ]

I know right? :( What's the world coming to?

Anyway, normally, I really am picky about people playing around with my toys, but he won a little game of mine. So, I don't mind letting you have a go. You know! For your birthday!!

The Stand User is named Mista. Happy birthday to you. Go have fun killing, etc. etc.

[teaserving]

IM GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS AND FEED YOU YOUR OWN HANDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
DONT EVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN

[nobodylikeshim]

Huh?

[teaserving]

ARE YOU DUMB
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID
YOU WANT ME TO YANK OUT YOUR TEETH ONE BY ONE FUCKHEAD

[nobodylikeshim]

Kind of.
That sounds fun.
What's this exciting new side of you?

[teaserving]

NEW??
IT ISN'T NEW
IF I KNEW IT WAS YOU I'D HAVE DONE THIS SOONER

[nobodylikeshim]

It's new to me.
Hmmm? Does that mean that you two are friends?

[grilletto]

dude
that’s exactly what he wants
he’s the freak i told you about before
it’s not worth it
he might try to pay you
and then never leave you alone

[teaserving]

CANT WANT SHIT WHEN HE ISNT CONSCIOUS

[grilletto]

HE’LL HAVE TO WAKE UP AT SOME POINT
PROBABLY WITH SOME KIND OF WEIRD BONER

[teaserving]

what if i just fucking kill him!!!

[grilletto]

do you think he’ll stay dead?

[nobodylikeshim]

Yeah, you should try that. :)))