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[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

[sheisthewind]

I promise to make sure you get home safely from your birthday party if you promise not to vomit on my feather.

[teaserving]

thanks
it's looking like we might be rushing the wedding to my birthday though
you can still take me home if you want

[sheisthewind]

Marrying someone you love sounds like a much better way to spend your birthday than you did the previous year.

[teaserving]

thank you.
so uh
its gonna be toward the end of the month
ill make sure you get a real invitation other than me being "hey please show up that'd be cool"

[sheisthewind]

Telling me that I'm welcome to attend doesn't count as an invitation?

[teaserving]

no it does but there's a tradition in my time where people also send a physical invitation
like a card or a pamphlet
it's kind of cheesy but i kinda wanna do it

[sheisthewind]

Oh, I see. Are guests supposed to bring it with them to the wedding?