text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

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text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Christ, Leone.

I don't usually do much for mine and my sort is usually staying in and relaxing.
Maybe a good steak.

But I wouldn't mind causing a little havoc with you. Get the feeling if I asked if you want to explore the sewers more with me that it might be a no-go, though.
Ha...

[teaserving]

jill i adore you but why the fuck would we go to the sewers

[torsion]

To explore... and learn more about the city?

[teaserving]

the sewer
that's gonna be filled with piss and shit
that sewer

[torsion]

Okay, okay.
I get it. You're not interested!

[teaserving]

i just wanted to be clear!
i'd literally do anything else with you though