text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good

Comments

[teaserving]

you should probably tell mohammed
but then we're also talking about getting married on my birthday too

[doreimi]

Oh...

Well, whoops! That rules out my master plan, then. Wedding would definitely have to take precedence! But hey, we should go shopping and find your outfit for the wedding and you should definitely take me along so I can STOP YOU from choosing something TERRIBLE.

[teaserving]

are you telling me im not allowed to wear a nasty belt on my own wedding day

[nonehorse]

HAHA she can stop you but she canNOT stop me from wearing the Nasty belt. I'll put it on my headband and there's not a thing she can do about it.

[teaserving]

thank god one of us will be ready

[nonehorse]

I'm always prepared for all outcomes, including being assaulted by my new sister-in-law for wearing something completely embarrassing and bewildering.

[doreimi]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nonehorse]

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

[doreimi]

It's my solemn duty to stop you!

[teaserving]

you need to love and support me in my time of need!

[doreimi]

I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU