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[burstmodes]

yo it's me again ✌️

sort of noticed a lot of questions going around about love and dating and all kinds of other stuff
figured i throw some more into the pot
see what we could uh cook up haha

[ Ignis, if you hear this, he's not really that sorry. ]

anyway so

say you were seeing somebody and they had these secrets
like stuff they never told you
would that be a deal breaker if they ever came up
(guess this goes for people who are the ones with the secrets too)

or what if there was something you wanted to tell someone but weren't really sure how to go about doing it
easy in like all up front or ignore it and hope for the best? 🤔

oh oh and one more thing
anyone here a sword expert?
don't answer if you're thinkin about 🍆💦
serious stuff only

[ Honestly, he doesn't care too much for that last part, but he had to be specific. ]

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[burstmodes]

[ Good thing, but look. He was going to message him anyway. ]

hey iggy
got a question for ya
actually it's less of a question and more like a joke
wanna hear it??

[tayoru]

[ What is he supposed to be looking at............ ]

I have a feeling I'll be regretting my answer but yes go ahead.

1/2 i'm so sorry

[burstmodes]

ok here goes
why did the tomato blush?

2/2

[burstmodes]

because it saw the salad dressing ;)

[ dun dun duuuuun. ]

thanks i hate it

[tayoru]

That was absolutely dreadful and I shall be removing you from my contacts and blocking this number.

baby come back

[burstmodes]

aww come on iggy
it's supposed to be funny







wanna hear another one??

nah

[tayoru]

Who is this? I don't recall this number. Please send your spam somewhere else.

;_;

[burstmodes]

don't be like that
you know who it is!!!!

[ He's going to give him another complex. ]

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

[tayoru]

I do apologize but you did quite deserve a bit of punishment.

If I were to encourage you to keep this up you'd be

punstoppable

MAYBE A LITTLE - un now reads: punstoppable

[burstmodes]

i knew you had it in you
come on
tell me another one 😚

YELLS INTO THE ABYSS

[tayoru]

I'm currently reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.

THE ABYSS YELLS BACK

[burstmodes]

do you need somebody to come hold your hand 😱
i can totally protect you

[tayoru]

I'm sure that wouldn't be necessary. It's a rather satirical form of horror. There is an alligator in a vest involved.

An investigator.

[burstmodes]

aww man i should have totally seen that one coming
i'll keep it for later
gotta tell noct how good you've gotten and all

[ #casualblackmail ]

[tayoru]

I share my secrets with you and this is the thanks I receive in return?
And to think I was contemplating delivering one of your favorites for dinner tonight.