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[burstmodes]

yo it's me again ✌️

sort of noticed a lot of questions going around about love and dating and all kinds of other stuff
figured i throw some more into the pot
see what we could uh cook up haha

[ Ignis, if you hear this, he's not really that sorry. ]

anyway so

say you were seeing somebody and they had these secrets
like stuff they never told you
would that be a deal breaker if they ever came up
(guess this goes for people who are the ones with the secrets too)

or what if there was something you wanted to tell someone but weren't really sure how to go about doing it
easy in like all up front or ignore it and hope for the best? 🤔

oh oh and one more thing
anyone here a sword expert?
don't answer if you're thinkin about 🍆💦
serious stuff only

[ Honestly, he doesn't care too much for that last part, but he had to be specific. ]

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text; un: byleth

[byleth]

1. I would examine why they felt it necessary to keep it from me to begin with.
They may not have desired to upset me.

[ Considering how much his own father hid, he can sort of understand the impulse to keep secrets. ]

2. Go all in. Be honest.

3. I'm proficient in teaching and practicing sword combat.

4. I'm not thinking about eggplant sweat.

[burstmodes]

okay okay
the secret stuff is good and all but DUDE [ hopefully???? ]

it's not eggplant sweat
it's



have you ever sexted before?

[ He doesn't have as much shame as he used to a year ago, so. There it is. ]

[byleth]

[ Sex...ted? He can't be reading that right. Maybe he means "sexed"? ]

I have had sex before.
What does that have to do with eggplants?

[ And how much is he going to regret having asked? ]

[burstmodes]

[ ... TMI???? ]

no no
not sex
uh

they're called emojis
so when you text sometimes they can stand for other things

[ Does that help at all? Maybe he should repost about sexting and emoji use. ]

[byleth]

[ Hey, he was the one who asked. ]

Those I know.
My former students taught me: 😀

The eggplant is a sex emoji then?

[ What do people even do with egg plants in this world... ]

[burstmodes]

okay so
you take what you know about emojis and basically forget it
sexting is completely different

[ Sort of. ]

it's supposed to mean uh your penis

[byleth]

[ His eyes do widen slightly at that. ]

It doesn't look like an eggplant.

[ A beat, then- ]

Does yours look like an eggplant?

[burstmodes]

what
no?!
it's not about looks ok
it's just about the assumed shape or something

here guess what this is supposed to be
🍑

[byleth]

A heart?

[ That's kind of a sweet sentiment. Odd to put it next to eggplant-dicks, but if that's what kids are into these days... ]

[burstmodes]

nah dude
a heart is a heart
THAT is a butt

[ He doesn't know what to do with this. Why. Send help ASAP. ]

[byleth]

[ ...oh. He can kind of see it now. ]

Because they both have hair?

[burstmodes]

the shape! the shape!
it has nothing to do with any of that

[ He's screaming internally. ]

okay let's try this
this one's easy
👉👌

[byleth]

[ Is this man's ass shaped like a peach? Okay, that one he can see more than the egg plant.

But those fingers... however. ]

Finger stimulation?