text | un: fantasma | dear abba

[teaserving]

hey i'm gonna be a married man in a couple of days and i realized i haven't done one of these in awhile

this is for you guys who are constantly asking for advice on the same shit
or new shit who cares
"what's love like" "how do i be sad" "how do i take a piss" that kind of thing
come at me i'll give my advice and enrich your fucking life

Comments

[teaserving]

sweet grimm
honey
no

okay
listen
our genes determine certain things like skin color, eye color, etc
same goes for body hair

and you know what sometimes some of us also shave certain parts
like me i am in full on landscape mode i'm gonna get rid of those hedges

[hagrides]

Why would you shave it? Surely the hair is there for a reason. Is this like men and nipples?

[teaserving]

because i dont like being hairy??
it's a personal choice
i mean im sure it serves a purpose but not enough to make me stop
i like being hairless

[hagrides]

Fair enough. It is your body to do with what you will.

[Still weird, but not his business.]

[teaserving]

thank you i will
i refuse to be anything like guido "hairyhands" mista

[hagrides]

I was under the impression you two were friends?

[teaserving]

sure he is
but he's also a smelly hairy bastard and i don't want that

[hagrides]

I for one think you smell quite nice.

[teaserving]

that's because you're a bug of taste :)

[hagrides]

Why thank you.

Your husband-to-be is a very lucky man.

[teaserving]

thanks.
honestly, i feel like the lucky one.

[hagrides]

That is what I often hear from those in love.

I wish you many happy years together, my friend.