text | un: fantasma | dear abba

[teaserving]

hey i'm gonna be a married man in a couple of days and i realized i haven't done one of these in awhile

this is for you guys who are constantly asking for advice on the same shit
or new shit who cares
"what's love like" "how do i be sad" "how do i take a piss" that kind of thing
come at me i'll give my advice and enrich your fucking life

Comments

un: grimm

[hagrides]

Why do some humans have body hair and others do not? Do you have subspecies?

[teaserving]

sweet grimm
honey
no

okay
listen
our genes determine certain things like skin color, eye color, etc
same goes for body hair

and you know what sometimes some of us also shave certain parts
like me i am in full on landscape mode i'm gonna get rid of those hedges

[hagrides]

Why would you shave it? Surely the hair is there for a reason. Is this like men and nipples?

Un: 8==D

[miraclewhip]

horny moon keeps trying to make me a better person

how do i get more moon

[teaserving]

first of all: nice username i'm only sorry i didnt snag it first

second of all: you dont get more moon by your own choice sorry to say
maybe just stop being shitty

[miraclewhip]

what can i say i have a poets soul

well that’s bullshit that sounds like effort

half the people here don’t even want moon why can’t i have their moon

text, un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

A boy told me he loves me, so my question is: how do I keep my big brother from killing him?

[teaserving]

ugh that depends
is it somebody i already know?

[doreimi]

Ummmmmm.

Yes?

text | un: torako

[torako]

oh!!! (๑°o°๑)
you're abbacchio-san, right??
avdol-san's fiancé???
my name is aiko torasawa!! i'm friends with avdol-san!!
and you must be a wonderful person if he's marring you!!! (*^▽^*)
it's nice to finally talk to you
and congratulations!!!! ✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡

if you would like a question my question is:
do you ever intimidate people
and if so how do you make yourself less intimidating??? (๑ˊ▵ॢˋ̥๑)

[teaserving]

a friend of mohammed's huh
well i cant claim im wonderful and he's biased so i'll leave that up to you aiko

oh my god i intimidate people all the damned time
do you really want to stop being intimidating though?

[torako]

okay i'll claim it for you!!!
you're wonderful abbacchio-san so there ┐(´-｀)┌

yes!!! i really do want to stop being intimidating
i'm very strong and sometimes i break things so
people are scared of me and it's hard to make friends (;´Д`)
what should i do??

un: steinbeck

[graftage]

I guess this is kind of an advice question thing. How do you know when you're ready to move further in a relationship? Like thinking of marriage and stuff like that.

[teaserving]

fuck
i dont know
it varies on the kind of person you're with
like can you see yourself staying with your partner for life? then yeah, i think you're ready?

[graftage]

I guess I could?

But I don't know if he feels the same. :(

un: producer

[axemeaquestion]

hey congratulations

i'm about a month new here so i don't know what sort of shit gets the "constant ask" treatment

so how about this

where's a good place to get your nails done?

[teaserving]

oh just usually shit like "what's the meaning of life" or "how do i know im in love" and shit like that

anyway
i got you covered
there's like two places i go to when i got the money for it and i can send you their locations and shit

[axemeaquestion]

oh wow
kinda basic but
is that typical around here?

i'd appreciate it. been in need of a manicure for a long damn time.

un: zobrien

[flying_fish]

Give Avdol my regards.
Tips for attending a wedding?

[teaserving]

sure thing

just show up and dont be an asshole
i guess dressing nice is up to you just dont show up in assless chaps or something ha

[flying_fish]

It's unfortunate that you have to mention that at all. If you need someone quietly restrained and thrown out, I can help. Wouldn't want to ruin your big day.

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

How the hell do you find something to wear for a wedding that doesn't make wide hips and thighs look weird.

For a friend.

[ The friend is herself and she's done zero to make that difficult to decipher. ]

[teaserving]

i guess that depends on what you're looking for
but i think you'd look slick as fuck in a suit

text \ un : RE-L124C41+

[realimperfect]

I actually have one for you this time - is there such a thing as an overabundance of resources, so to speak?

Particularly when the resource is men?

[teaserving]

are you worried that you're getting too much dick?