text | un: fantasma | dear abba

[teaserving]

hey i'm gonna be a married man in a couple of days and i realized i haven't done one of these in awhile

this is for you guys who are constantly asking for advice on the same shit
or new shit who cares
"what's love like" "how do i be sad" "how do i take a piss" that kind of thing
come at me i'll give my advice and enrich your fucking life

Comments

un: producer

[axemeaquestion]

hey congratulations

i'm about a month new here so i don't know what sort of shit gets the "constant ask" treatment

so how about this

where's a good place to get your nails done?

[teaserving]

oh just usually shit like "what's the meaning of life" or "how do i know im in love" and shit like that

anyway
i got you covered
there's like two places i go to when i got the money for it and i can send you their locations and shit

[axemeaquestion]

oh wow
kinda basic but
is that typical around here?

i'd appreciate it. been in need of a manicure for a long damn time.

[teaserving]

oh yeah
get a few every month
and every time i put up one of these posts

god that's a mood
treat yourself seriously

[axemeaquestion]

how tiring does that get?
guessing not very if you keep doing it

trust me i'm gonna. you probably don't want to hear the life story of everyone on this damn thing but home was insane for me for a while.
so point being, i'm all for anything "normal" and "self care"... ing