text | un: fantasma | dear abba

[teaserving]

hey i'm gonna be a married man in a couple of days and i realized i haven't done one of these in awhile

this is for you guys who are constantly asking for advice on the same shit
or new shit who cares
"what's love like" "how do i be sad" "how do i take a piss" that kind of thing
come at me i'll give my advice and enrich your fucking life

Comments

un: grimm

[hagrides]

Why do some humans have body hair and others do not? Do you have subspecies?

Un: 8==D

[miraclewhip]

horny moon keeps trying to make me a better person

how do i get more moon

text, un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

A boy told me he loves me, so my question is: how do I keep my big brother from killing him?

text | un: torako

[torako]

oh!!! (๑°o°๑)
you're abbacchio-san, right??
avdol-san's fiancé???
my name is aiko torasawa!! i'm friends with avdol-san!!
and you must be a wonderful person if he's marring you!!! (*^▽^*)
it's nice to finally talk to you
and congratulations!!!! ✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡

if you would like a question my question is:
do you ever intimidate people
and if so how do you make yourself less intimidating??? (๑ˊ▵ॢˋ̥๑)

un: steinbeck

[graftage]

I guess this is kind of an advice question thing. How do you know when you're ready to move further in a relationship? Like thinking of marriage and stuff like that.

un: producer

[axemeaquestion]

hey congratulations

i'm about a month new here so i don't know what sort of shit gets the "constant ask" treatment

so how about this

where's a good place to get your nails done?

un: zobrien

[flying_fish]

Give Avdol my regards.
Tips for attending a wedding?

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

How the hell do you find something to wear for a wedding that doesn't make wide hips and thighs look weird.

For a friend.

[ The friend is herself and she's done zero to make that difficult to decipher. ]

text \ un : RE-L124C41+

[realimperfect]

I actually have one for you this time - is there such a thing as an overabundance of resources, so to speak?

Particularly when the resource is men?