text | un: fantasma | dear abba

[teaserving]

hey i'm gonna be a married man in a couple of days and i realized i haven't done one of these in awhile

this is for you guys who are constantly asking for advice on the same shit
or new shit who cares
"what's love like" "how do i be sad" "how do i take a piss" that kind of thing
come at me i'll give my advice and enrich your fucking life

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[torsion]

Maybe it's about my date.

I mean, if we ARE talking about me, I don't mind a shorter dress. I can move freely and comfortably in them.
Plus I can put on biker shorts in case there's a fight.

Not that I think there will be a fight. It's just this place is full of a lot of bullshit, you know?