text | un: fantasma | dear abba

[teaserving]

hey i'm gonna be a married man in a couple of days and i realized i haven't done one of these in awhile

this is for you guys who are constantly asking for advice on the same shit
or new shit who cares
"what's love like" "how do i be sad" "how do i take a piss" that kind of thing
come at me i'll give my advice and enrich your fucking life

Comments

[teaserving]

sure thing

just show up and dont be an asshole
i guess dressing nice is up to you just dont show up in assless chaps or something ha

[flying_fish]

It's unfortunate that you have to mention that at all. If you need someone quietly restrained and thrown out, I can help. Wouldn't want to ruin your big day.

[teaserving]

eh it's not on you just you know
people

i appreciate it seriously
thanks zed

[flying_fish]

No, I understand. I work with someone back home who would need such advice.

It's the least I can do. Unless you need volunteers for anything else.

[teaserving]

nah
i dont expect it to be that exciting but i appreciate you and other people looking out for us

[oh how he will eat those words in a few days]