text | un: fantasma | dear abba

[teaserving]

hey i'm gonna be a married man in a couple of days and i realized i haven't done one of these in awhile

this is for you guys who are constantly asking for advice on the same shit
or new shit who cares
"what's love like" "how do i be sad" "how do i take a piss" that kind of thing
come at me i'll give my advice and enrich your fucking life

Comments

[miraclewhip]

what can i say i have a poets soul

well that’s bullshit that sounds like effort

half the people here don’t even want moon why can’t i have their moon

[teaserving]

i hate it to say it but if you think it's something you want it's gonna be full of effort

i don't know?? the moon gods are fucking silly and do shit however they want
i was cordis for awhile and now i'm sanguis
i don't know anyone else who's switched Just Because

[miraclewhip]

wait shit it can change

i hate that fuck id only just started liking the moon and now i have to hate the moon again

if it changes me to the goopy butt one im punching the moon

[teaserving]

i'll have you know that iris isn't the worst if you have someone you can make it work with you