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[onehole]

What is your favorite number?

There are wrong answers.

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[saezuru]

[ Doumeki's just going to leave it at that. He's very bad at jokes... you'd know if he was joking. But also if Fukuda wants to drill holes in people's heads, Doumeki would probably just ask that he do that somewhere else. And to stay away from his boss. ]

Yeah.
We can't help being tall.
It's useful for my job, though.

[onehole]

[ What a nice man. ]

What's your job?

[saezuru]

[ The list of things he cares about begins and ends with Yashiro... and maybe like, dogs and cats and children, he'd save those too, I guess. ]

I'm a bodyguard.

[ For a yakuza boss.... ]

[onehole]

[ Don't worry, sir. He didn't want to kill anyone to begin with, but somehow became a serial killer due to stuff. Complicated. He has no wish to drill holes into anyone's head, but hey, if others want to do it... do it! 'Cause they can become better friends, then. MAYBE? ]

Oh!
THAT'S A VERY GOOD POSITION FOR TALL PEOPLE!
You must be buff, too!

[saezuru]

[ Doumeki.jpg ]

Yeah, it works out.
I guess I am.

[ He's fucking ripped. It's why he doesn't like being angry :( ]

[onehole]

You guess?

[saezuru]

It's not a big deal to me.
I make sure to stay in shape for my job.
But I've been called that before, so it must be true.

[onehole]

Oh!
How cool.

... want to arm wrestle, sometime?

[saezuru]

[ Oh... he hasn't had anybody ask him to arm wrestle since that time Nanahara wound up eating dirt. That was fun. ]

Sure. Sounds fun.

[onehole]

Yay!

Where are you? We can do it now.

[ Ah. There's that social awkwardness. ]

[saezuru]

[ It's ok, Doumeki is awkward too. so it works out. ]

Sure, it's
Oh, wait
It's Sanguis right now so I might hurt you
Maybe when it's over?

[onehole]

Oh, hey.
Yeah.
I mean.
I guess.

[ It'd be fine. ]

Okay, we'll do it after.

[saezuru]

[ It's ok Doumeki feels bad cause he knows they were vibing ]

Later works.
Sorry.
I don't want to accidentally hurt you.

[onehole]

It's okay.
Some people want to not-so-accidentally hurt me.
So I'm glad you don't want to hurt me.
Haha.

[saezuru]

Why do they want to hurt you?

[ Do you need a bodyguard? Because, uh, Doumeki is taken, but he can make house calls if the price is right. ]

[onehole]

Well, not here.
Back home!
But as for why... I guess it was a difference in opinion.

[saezuru]

That tends to happen.
No one else from your home is here?

[ Plenty of people want to kill Yashiro too, it's probably fine. ]

[onehole]

I'm afraid not.
Or maybe yes?
I don't know?
I was very sheltered so???
You might be from my world?

[saezuru]

That's true.
Where are you from?

[onehole]

Tokyo, Japan.
You?

[saezuru]

The same place.
Shinjuku. You?

[onehole]

[ ........ a basement in a police-run building. ]

Kasumigaseki.

[ probably? ]

[saezuru]

That's close, but it's a big city.
I guess there's no real way to know.

[ There is, even Doumeki would have heard of him if they were from the same world. ]

[onehole]

Well.
There is one way.
There's been a string of murders.
Multiple serial killers have been showing up over the years.
Has anything like that happened in your world?

[saezuru]

No.

[ hmmm, you can't just ask somebody if they're a serial killer, right? ]

I would know if something like that happened.