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[angelshot]

WHOSE SHITTY-ASS PET LIZARD IS THIS?!

[ Well jeez, Panty. Nice to see you too.
There's no fanfare in this particular Anarchy-brand PSA, just shrill indignation and a lovely view of the disorganized pink chaos that is Panty's room. Which is fine and all... except for the very small, very feisty dragon curled up on her mattress and expensive af sheets, coiled up like a cobra and hissing in obvious displeasure at having someone invade its nice new nest.
Where did it come from? No idea. Don't care. But she clearly wants it gone. ]

How the hell am I supposed to tap ass if this thing is gonna bite a dude's dick off, huh? Is this a prank? Who DOES that?! What is wrong with you people?

You know what, fuck it. Peel your stupid iguana off the pavement for all I care.

[ And by 'fuck it' she means she'll solve this whole issue in a very practical fashion.
As in lunging forwards, grabbing the very unhappy dragon by the scruff (judging from the puffs of smoke and a few sparks, it's still just a youngster), and straight up yeets the unfortunate beastie straight out the open window. Problem solved, right?
HA HA... well. No.
Unfortunately for Panty, dragons can fly. There's a brief blur of scales sailing right back in like an oversized boomerang, a meaty 'SMACK' of something colliding squarely with her face, and the feed promptly cuts off.

She might have to sleep on the couch for a while. The new tenant isn't going anywhere. ]

Comments

[angelshot]

Well that's just fucked up.

[ Granted, Panty was in pretty rough shape at the time, but would that have any bearing on why or how long she disappeared? Who knows.

Better question: ]

Sooooo... why's all my stuff still here? You could've just got another roommate after the first month.

[liveandforgive]

[ Oh. Yeah that would be cause for a reason to either move her stuff out or get another roommate. Hell, if someone had actually asked him? He would have done it. That's the honest to goodness truth. But...if he didn't have to fully face the truth, he could just keep on going like everything was alright.

And in a way, everything was alright. Life goes on. Just without someone he'd never admit he missed... This is why getting attached to interstellar friends was a bad idea. ]

I didn't feel like it.

[angelshot]

Uh-huh.

[ S k e p t i c a l. Cloud is many things, but "lazy" isn't one of them. But hey, if he isn't going to cough up the goods, she won't push it. ]

Well, I'll crash on the couch once you're back. Might as well get used to it until mini-Godzilla fucks off on its own.

[liveandforgive]

[ It's not like he's lying. Technically. Just this wasn't the proper time or place to say anything more. He's about to say something about helping her get rid of it once he comes back. But... ]

...what's a Godzilla?

[angelshot]

A character in one of those corny old monster movies. Big lizard dino thing with atomic breath and stuff.

[ How does one even begin to explain the Kaiju genre? "Two dudes in cheap monster suits beat each other up"? ]

You know what, it'll just be easier to show you. I'll see what I can find for a movie night.

[liveandforgive]

Ohh...

[ His lighter tone suggests that Panty's general description actually works. Mainly because he's no stranger to beating up these 'Kaiju'. fdaljks ]

I think I get the picture. [ Then, after a couple seconds, his voice comes in just a little softer. ] Show me anyway later.

[angelshot]

You got it. [ Despite the lack of video, there's just the tiniest hint of her usual grin in her tone. ] Takeout and movie night it is.

See you when you get home, nerd.

[liveandforgive]

Yeah...

[ Cloud's about to hang up when he suddenly remembers, blinking wide-eyed. He hopes he catches her before she hangs up first. ]

Hey. Sleep in my bed. I don't want no dragon jacking it too.

[angelshot]

[ She has to laugh at that. ]

First time I get invited to your room and you're not even in it? Lame.

[ Don't worry, Cloud. She'll hold down the fort just fine on her own. ]

[liveandforgive]

[ A light "hmph". Yeah he's got a smirk at that. ]

Ain't that some shit.

[ ... on second thought. He'll tell her in person. Over a drink, probably. ]

Seeya.