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[angelshot]

WHOSE SHITTY-ASS PET LIZARD IS THIS?!

[ Well jeez, Panty. Nice to see you too.
There's no fanfare in this particular Anarchy-brand PSA, just shrill indignation and a lovely view of the disorganized pink chaos that is Panty's room. Which is fine and all... except for the very small, very feisty dragon curled up on her mattress and expensive af sheets, coiled up like a cobra and hissing in obvious displeasure at having someone invade its nice new nest.
Where did it come from? No idea. Don't care. But she clearly wants it gone. ]

How the hell am I supposed to tap ass if this thing is gonna bite a dude's dick off, huh? Is this a prank? Who DOES that?! What is wrong with you people?

You know what, fuck it. Peel your stupid iguana off the pavement for all I care.

[ And by 'fuck it' she means she'll solve this whole issue in a very practical fashion.
As in lunging forwards, grabbing the very unhappy dragon by the scruff (judging from the puffs of smoke and a few sparks, it's still just a youngster), and straight up yeets the unfortunate beastie straight out the open window. Problem solved, right?
HA HA... well. No.
Unfortunately for Panty, dragons can fly. There's a brief blur of scales sailing right back in like an oversized boomerang, a meaty 'SMACK' of something colliding squarely with her face, and the feed promptly cuts off.

She might have to sleep on the couch for a while. The new tenant isn't going anywhere. ]

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Video | Un: Star-Lord

[spacedisaster]

That's the most entertaining thing I've seen all week.

[ Sorry about the schadenfreude, lady, but that was hilarious. ]

Are you alive?

voice, UN: cooledition

[force_a_change]

[A brief laugh from her, before she's a bit more composed.]

That's unfortunate for you, Miss.

1/2

[liveandforgive]

[ Meanwhile, all the way from the Kingdom of Lystellus, Cloud is at his lodging on a brief getaway when he decides to peruse the network. Idle things. Like expecting to see how everyone else is handling their new connection with their draconic neighbours. What he wasn't expecting to see or hear was his ears getting blared out when a familiar username catches his eye. It's been a couple of months, but...

He flinches as his device's speaker gets stress tested by her shrill pissing and moaning. If Weiss heard that too, he wouldn't blame her. But... Sheesh. Staring, eyes wide and mouth agape, the little visitor to their apartment is second place to the fact that...well.

Holy shit she's back. ]

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

aww it likes your place

guess you got a new roommate for now

video | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

Oh... you're back. That explains the noise.

[Erm.

Totally not talking shit the second you get back, Panty. Promise.

Also he might look a little different than she remembers, if she recalls arguing with him at all.]

Y'tried feedin' it? That made mine happy. 'course she's just perched outside my restaurant, not my bedroom...

video; un:lockhart

[amemoryorus]

[Behold the face of a concerned looking Tifa.]

Panty? Are you alright?

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[swordhardy]

[ LAUGHS..... because he is a gentleman. ]

He's your new best friend. Congrats.

video; un: lover boy

[swaylay]

[ He feels sympathy for this loud, abrasive mortal. Not because of her failure to yeet the little demon from her window; she kinda deserved that (and he is amused and unable to hide the lingering smile when this video goes through), but because he too has a dragon nesting in his bed.

Oh, and... ]

Do you only have sex in bed? I totally wouldn't have guessed from how loud you are.

[ WHY DOES HE SOUND DISAPPOINTED JESUS. ]

I could always give you a few fun alternatives!

[Video]

[denudate]

[ Holy shit this is glorious ]

Congratulations, I think that's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen anyone do!

[ Yes, he's sure she wanted his input. ]