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prismatica2020-06-24 03:31 pm
angelshot) wrote in prismatica2020-06-24 03:31 pm
Home Sweet Home ► VIDEO ► UN:pumpaction
WHOSE SHITTY-ASS PET LIZARD IS THIS?!
[ Well jeez, Panty. Nice to see you too.
There's no fanfare in this particular Anarchy-brand PSA, just shrill indignation and a lovely view of the disorganized pink chaos that is Panty's room. Which is fine and all... except for the very small, very feisty dragon curled up on her mattress and expensive af sheets, coiled up like a cobra and hissing in obvious displeasure at having someone invade its nice new nest.
Where did it come from? No idea. Don't care. But she clearly wants it gone. ]
How the hell am I supposed to tap ass if this thing is gonna bite a dude's dick off, huh? Is this a prank? Who DOES that?! What is wrong with you people?
You know what, fuck it. Peel your stupid iguana off the pavement for all I care.
[ And by 'fuck it' she means she'll solve this whole issue in a very practical fashion.
As in lunging forwards, grabbing the very unhappy dragon by the scruff (judging from the puffs of smoke and a few sparks, it's still just a youngster), and straight up yeets the unfortunate beastie straight out the open window. Problem solved, right?
HA HA... well. No.
Unfortunately for Panty, dragons can fly. There's a brief blur of scales sailing right back in like an oversized boomerang, a meaty 'SMACK' of something colliding squarely with her face, and the feed promptly cuts off.
She might have to sleep on the couch for a while. The new tenant isn't going anywhere. ]
[ Well jeez, Panty. Nice to see you too.
There's no fanfare in this particular Anarchy-brand PSA, just shrill indignation and a lovely view of the disorganized pink chaos that is Panty's room. Which is fine and all... except for the very small, very feisty dragon curled up on her mattress and expensive af sheets, coiled up like a cobra and hissing in obvious displeasure at having someone invade its nice new nest.
Where did it come from? No idea. Don't care. But she clearly wants it gone. ]
How the hell am I supposed to tap ass if this thing is gonna bite a dude's dick off, huh? Is this a prank? Who DOES that?! What is wrong with you people?
You know what, fuck it. Peel your stupid iguana off the pavement for all I care.
[ And by 'fuck it' she means she'll solve this whole issue in a very practical fashion.
As in lunging forwards, grabbing the very unhappy dragon by the scruff (judging from the puffs of smoke and a few sparks, it's still just a youngster), and straight up yeets the unfortunate beastie straight out the open window. Problem solved, right?
HA HA... well. No.
Unfortunately for Panty, dragons can fly. There's a brief blur of scales sailing right back in like an oversized boomerang, a meaty 'SMACK' of something colliding squarely with her face, and the feed promptly cuts off.
She might have to sleep on the couch for a while. The new tenant isn't going anywhere. ]
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Christ, you're actin' like the dragon murdered your dog. Calm down. If you really need a bed that bad you could crash at my place. We have a spare room.
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[ Just wait until she starts whipping out puns. It makes her truly irresistible. ]
I mean... thanks for the offer, but I prefer my body pillows with a six pack and a sex drive, so I'll pass. Sleeping alone isn't my thing.
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[Make him go weak at the knees, why don't you.]
Last I checked I have a six pack, but my sex drive is reserved for my fiance, so yeah. Good luck, though. [and he's not actually being sarcastic with that!]
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[ Why tie yourself down to just one person? She'll never understand. S m h. ]
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Yeah yeah, I'm the resident weirdo who only wants one girlfriend. Whatever.