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[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

[machizumo]

You should ask em if they've tried it. And then see if they'd wanna try again. Maybe we need to bolster the numbers or something.

who do we even beat up around here? who's the boss? Those knight dudes?

[goingsoft]

I don't know. The moon, maybe? I mean beating the shit out of a big rock in space only sounds about maybe a tenth as weird as anything else that happens here.

But uh.

So there's kind of another thing. That might be why people aren't beating up anyone or anything.

[machizumo]

and what's that?

Or are you saying that the moon being in charge is the big issue?