prismatica | 6/29, Text; un: KUWABARA

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6/29, Text; un: KUWABARA

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

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Can you like.

Type quieter?

I don't think you need to shout in order to get your point across. It's considered rude most of the time.

Just as a heads up.

what do you mean flunk out of school?

If it's any comfort to you, I promise to vouch for you with your sister when all this is over.

Which I assume accounts for the murder.

[ He's really not bothered by the caps-lock, that usually make posts twice as hilarious as they usually are. However, he can sympathize about how inconvenient it is to be dragged to an alien planet out of the blue. ]

Hello, Kuwabara. My name's Peter Quill but around the Galaxy, they know me as Star-Lord. Pleasure to meet you.

Think about this palce as some really unexpected holidays? It doesn't fix everything but it helps.

I have several questions about why do you think you're going to get murdered and what is that thing about the seismograph.

If it's any consolation no time passes back home while you're here. I know it sounds strange but this world's magic is strange. As I'm sure you've already discovered.

listen
there are worse things than getting kidnapped by aliens or alien gods and becoming a furry and hanging out in fuck moontown

anyway hey its abbacchio
thanks for helping me move my shit

why are you typing like that/ it's hard to read.

[ Says the guy who refuses to bother with the shift key. Or an actual username for that matter. ]

Hi, Kuwabara.
I hear there's a school here, somewhere. Though I'm not all that sure where it is myself.

You're worried about getting murdered, though? But the locals all seem so nice.

tell me about it. the whole SUDDENLY SURPRISE YOU'RE IN HELL! thing gets kinda old after like, the first time.

what kind of school did you go to that they're gonna murder you if you flunk out? that sounds kinda extreme. i mean, i probably got expelled for missing way too many classes, but they weren't like, out to kill me for it or anything. unless it was some kinda crazy school for assassins or something? do they even have schools for that?

well now im just going to get balls deep in that hole city
im going in there full throttle
not only because youre using caps and i automatically want to do the opposite when i see someone in caps tell me to do something
but because you told me not to do something and now i want to
a map to the nearest hole i can jump into would be great

[There's an awful lot to unpack here, so she's just going to...]

What are we way too casual about? Why wouldn't you want things to be mundane?

Don't worry. I doubt you're going to flunk out of school or get murdered.

[The rest of that makes even less sense. Hmm.]

Are you alright?

WAIT DO YOU THINK THEY'LL REALLY FLUNK US!??!!!??
THIS ISN'T OUR FAULT! ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡

Shut up.

I can hear you from here and I hate it.

whats in the hole

Please, please refrain from typing in all capital letters from now on.

Didn't they teach you not to do that in school?

[ He just read the part about flunking. Oh boy. ]

You can take classes here to further your education. I've also heard that when you return home, time hasn't passed.

Edited 2020-07-04 21:15 (UTC)

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