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[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

[machizumo]

YOUR WIFE.

[ Do the caps help here? Sure! ]

[jaganshi]

If the only context is in the way Shiori is someone’s wife ..

Mukuro is NOT my wife.

[machizumo]

so she's your girlfriend?

[jaganshi]

No.

[machizumo]

so she's your boss.

[jaganshi]

What job do i have, exactly, that she would oversee to include the title 'boss'?

Idiot.

[machizumo]

Ain't you picking up stray humans?

People have seen you you know. you were in the news
you're an ET now haha.

[jaganshi]

An ET?

What the fuck is that?

[machizumo]

Extra terrestrial.

A space alien.

[jaganshi]

So you're all stupid.

Well, next time destruction comes around I'll be sure to not be indebted in some way to Koenma.

[machizumo]

what's a dude who's never dealt with demons supposed to think of a little three-eyed weirdo??

Anyway that's fine if your bosswife won't let you come and help out the next time something shitty happens. guess we all got our chains, huh?

[jaganshi]

I should've erased his brain as a muscle.

You misunderstand on purpose. I'll abstain simply to watch.

[ After he gets Yukina out of there. And probably Kuwabara underhandedly if it came down to it. ]

[machizumo]

Sure you will.

[jaganshi]

You doubt me?

[machizumo]

yeah man like
ALL THE TIME

[jaganshi]

Then we do have one thing in common after all.