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[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

text, un: anema nera

[goingsoft]

Can you like.

Type quieter?

[machizumo]

HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW LOUD I'M TYPING?
ANYWAY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN THE CLICKY NOISE OFF SO
OH WELL HUH.?

[goingsoft]

What the fuck is a clicky noise.

Oh my god you thought I meant
Okay so. You know what caps lock is, right?

[machizumo]

OH RIGHT YEAH
OKAY BUT THIS DOESN'T REALLY HAVE BUTTONS SO

[goingsoft]

I'm impressed you managed to turn the caps lock on. I mean, not in a good way, but it's still impressive.

And I mean it's not like you're wrong though. About the casual thing. It's weird that we're like. In space? With horny sylvanian family aliens? It's not like you get used to it. More like it gets tiring to get freaked out every time a weird thing happens.

[machizumo]

LISTEN I'LL TAKE IT THANKS
MAYBE I'LL TURN IT OFF AND TURN IT BACK ON AND THAT'LL FIX IT.
THEY DON'T HAVE THIS KIND OF SHIT WHERE I'M FROM

ANYWAY I GUESS I CAN SEE THAT. I DON'T KNOW.
SOME PEOPLE GET STUCK HERE A WHILE HUH?

[goingsoft]

Yeah. I've been here I think. Shit. Half a year? And stupid shit happens so often that sooner or later it gets old and you're just like 'huh. must be tuesday' or 'well, I'm a fish again, sure is the start of a new month'. Honestly after a while you just get a special sort of bored of it.

Like. You know how if a guy showed up in class one day and he was. I don't know. Throwing confetti everywhere and playing a trumpet? And if that happened on one day it'd be wild. But if it happened every day at 10am sharp you'd just be concerned about him maybe being a serial killer and wondering where he gets all the confetti.

text, un: modelperfection

[catwalknotrequired]

I don't think you need to shout in order to get your point across. It's considered rude most of the time.

Just as a heads up.

[machizumo]

hello I turned it off and back on.

and one. That dude would make a terrible serial killer on account of attracting that much attention to himself.
Two. I get that this is a hypothetical or whatever but somebody really shoulda beat the shit out of that guy when he started that mess.

Actually that brings us to
has anyone tried beating the shit out of these people?

[machizumo]

I'M NOT SHOUTING THESE ARE JUST WORDS.

Text; un: cehdra

[stabbersinyerfambles]

what do you mean flunk out of school?

text, un: rosaceae

[roseblooms]

If it's any comfort to you, I promise to vouch for you with your sister when all this is over.

Which I assume accounts for the murder.

[goingsoft]

Okay yes.

Someone should have kicked hypothetical trumpet guy's teeth in like. Around the time I made him up I guess. I still think he's probably a serial killer though. The confetti is probably actually his chopped up victims.

...okay disregard that message I don't know why I'm giving trumpet guy a whole MO.

And you know
I actually never tried that.
I mean I thought about it but there were people I knew already here and they're way more prone to beating the shit out of people than I am so I just kind of. Assumed they'd tried it.

Also I mean. Effort.

Text | un: Star-Lord

[spacedisaster]

[ He's really not bothered by the caps-lock, that usually make posts twice as hilarious as they usually are. However, he can sympathize about how inconvenient it is to be dragged to an alien planet out of the blue. ]

Hello, Kuwabara. My name's Peter Quill but around the Galaxy, they know me as Star-Lord. Pleasure to meet you.

Think about this palce as some really unexpected holidays? It doesn't fix everything but it helps.

I have several questions about why do you think you're going to get murdered and what is that thing about the seismograph.

[machizumo]

I MEAN THEY'RE GONNA KICK ME OUT FOR NOT SHOWING UP. WHAT ELSE WOULD I MEAN?

[machizumo]

YES. PLEASE.

KURAMA I TRIED SO HARD I'M SO MAD AT THE ALIENS.

[stabbersinyerfambles]

i dont know thats why i asked no need to be cranky

but you know time doesnt pass while your here right?

[machizumo]

I DON'T THINK IT REALLY HELPS ACTUALLY THANKS PAL.

MY SISTER'S GOING TO MURDER ME.
AND THERE'S GOING TO BE AN EARTHQUAKE. KINDA. VERY NONTRADITIONAL.

[roseblooms]

Of course, then.

I understand there's some variety of educational system here. You can still continue your schooling, if you so choose.

[machizumo]

You should ask em if they've tried it. And then see if they'd wanna try again. Maybe we need to bolster the numbers or something.

who do we even beat up around here? who's the boss? Those knight dudes?

[machizumo]

PLEASE EXPLAIN. BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S WRONG.

[machizumo]

YOU KNOW I FEEL LIKE THE CREDITS AREN'T GONNA TRANSFER SO
WHAT'S THE POINT?

[roseblooms]

Oh, come now. I never took you for a quitter, Kuwabara.

Isn't the acquisition of knowledge its own reward?

[stabbersinyerfambles]

aye well when i first came here when i left i had just washed up on this river

i needed to get moving but instead i woke up on that moon

few moons ago i woke up on that same river again

didnt remember anything of this place and no time had passed at all it was almost like all this was a dream? but obviously not a dream

its happened that way to others i know too if you dont believe me

text; UN: Persephone

[ragingnature]

If it's any consolation no time passes back home while you're here. I know it sounds strange but this world's magic is strange. As I'm sure you've already discovered.