6/29, Text; un: KUWABARA

[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

text, un: anema nera

[goingsoft]

Can you like.

Type quieter?

[machizumo]

HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW LOUD I'M TYPING?
ANYWAY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN THE CLICKY NOISE OFF SO
OH WELL HUH.?

text, un: modelperfection

[catwalknotrequired]

I don't think you need to shout in order to get your point across. It's considered rude most of the time.

Just as a heads up.

[machizumo]

I'M NOT SHOUTING THESE ARE JUST WORDS.

Text; un: cehdra

[stabbersinyerfambles]

what do you mean flunk out of school?

[machizumo]

I MEAN THEY'RE GONNA KICK ME OUT FOR NOT SHOWING UP. WHAT ELSE WOULD I MEAN?

text, un: rosaceae

[roseblooms]

If it's any comfort to you, I promise to vouch for you with your sister when all this is over.

Which I assume accounts for the murder.

[machizumo]

YES. PLEASE.

KURAMA I TRIED SO HARD I'M SO MAD AT THE ALIENS.

Text | un: Star-Lord

[spacedisaster]

[ He's really not bothered by the caps-lock, that usually make posts twice as hilarious as they usually are. However, he can sympathize about how inconvenient it is to be dragged to an alien planet out of the blue. ]

Hello, Kuwabara. My name's Peter Quill but around the Galaxy, they know me as Star-Lord. Pleasure to meet you.

Think about this palce as some really unexpected holidays? It doesn't fix everything but it helps.

I have several questions about why do you think you're going to get murdered and what is that thing about the seismograph.

[machizumo]

I DON'T THINK IT REALLY HELPS ACTUALLY THANKS PAL.

MY SISTER'S GOING TO MURDER ME.
AND THERE'S GOING TO BE AN EARTHQUAKE. KINDA. VERY NONTRADITIONAL.

text; UN: Persephone

[ragingnature]

If it's any consolation no time passes back home while you're here. I know it sounds strange but this world's magic is strange. As I'm sure you've already discovered.

[machizumo]

Yeah no kidding.
Somebody explained that and I know it shouldn't be any more improbable than anything else but DAMN.

you kinda want your sense of the passage of time intact i guess.

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

listen
there are worse things than getting kidnapped by aliens or alien gods and becoming a furry and hanging out in fuck moontown

anyway hey its abbacchio
thanks for helping me move my shit

[machizumo]

I mean you're right a guy almost ate me once so yeah.

OH RIGHT. No problem
I hope the rest of your move was cool and all.

text; un: no

[terribletwos]

why are you typing like that/ it's hard to read.

[ Says the guy who refuses to bother with the shift key. Or an actual username for that matter. ]

[machizumo]

I hit a key or changed something? I don't know if i get stuck I can just turn the tiny computer off and on apparently.

It's the same as reading anything else though huh?

text | un: Jasminum

[diplous]

Hi, Kuwabara.
I hear there's a school here, somewhere. Though I'm not all that sure where it is myself.

You're worried about getting murdered, though? But the locals all seem so nice.

[machizumo]

I MEAN I got different beef with these people

my sister is going to kill me.

text; un: sharpshooter

[lanceylance]

tell me about it. the whole SUDDENLY SURPRISE YOU'RE IN HELL! thing gets kinda old after like, the first time.

what kind of school did you go to that they're gonna murder you if you flunk out? that sounds kinda extreme. i mean, i probably got expelled for missing way too many classes, but they weren't like, out to kill me for it or anything. unless it was some kinda crazy school for assassins or something? do they even have schools for that?

[machizumo]

i'd ask about this FIRST TIME shit but I'm getting the picture here that everybody's FUCKED UP and has maybe actually been to hell. I guess it's just total plausibility around here.

But anyway the school's not gonna murder me my sister is.

and assassin school is included in that total plausibility shit because WHY NOT?

[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

well now im just going to get balls deep in that hole city
im going in there full throttle
not only because youre using caps and i automatically want to do the opposite when i see someone in caps tell me to do something
but because you told me not to do something and now i want to
a map to the nearest hole i can jump into would be great

[machizumo]

COOL MAN HAVE FUN.
ITS PROBABLY NOT YOUR FUNERAL, BUT IT'S SOMEONE'S KINDA SO...

HOPE YOU LIKE CREEPY SHIT.

text; un: mercurious

[nerdiface]

[There's an awful lot to unpack here, so she's just going to...]

What are we way too casual about? Why wouldn't you want things to be mundane?

Don't worry. I doubt you're going to flunk out of school or get murdered.

[The rest of that makes even less sense. Hmm.]

Are you alright?

[machizumo]

Nobody here should be alright
that's kinda where the too casual issue comes from i guess.

text;

[arf]

WAIT DO YOU THINK THEY'LL REALLY FLUNK US!??!!!??
THIS ISN'T OUR FAULT! ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡

[machizumo]

I KNOW RIGHT!?!
BUT YEAH DUDE IF WE JUST STOP SHOWING UP WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN???

Text / un:hiei

[jaganshi]

Shut up.

I can hear you from here and I hate it.

[machizumo]

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE I'M NOT ACTUALLY MAKING ANY NOISE.

text — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

whats in the hole

[machizumo]

Old shit and ghosts

text/un: idealist

[poetry_in_motion]

Please, please refrain from typing in all capital letters from now on.

Didn't they teach you not to do that in school?

[ He just read the part about flunking. Oh boy. ]

You can take classes here to further your education. I've also heard that when you return home, time hasn't passed.

Re: text/un: idealist

[machizumo]

THEY DIDN'T REALLY SO
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY TO THAT
CAUSE THAT'S NOT MY FAULT

AND YEAH I'VE HEARD ABOUT THE TIME SHIT SO. GUESS I'M GOOD.

[ Okay, so he's learned capital versus lowercase swappage on the phone, at this rate, but... Well. You gotta run on spite sometimes!! ]