machizumo: (dgit dude really.)
Kazuma Kuwabara ([personal profile] machizumo) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-06-29 04:57 pm

6/29, Text; un: KUWABARA

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.
roseblooms: this is my vash the stampede impression (YOSH ❁ la-di-da-di-da an ocean of blood)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2020-07-01 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's very customary in demon marriages. Typically the would-be bridegroom fights off at least three challengers before he makes it to the altar.

But I'm sure you'll be fine.