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[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

[poetry_in_motion]

You really do have a lot to learn about manners and respecting your elders.

[machizumo]

I can't tell how old anybody is here you know! it's just words on screens!

[poetry_in_motion]

Well, I can safely say I'm older than you are, based off of how you're acting.

[machizumo]

hey hey! I mean in this case we've already discussed it so...

You already said you're a teacher. I just don't know how much it counts here that's all.

[poetry_in_motion]

Well, I'm teaching here, too, so by that logic, my words and advice should be heeded.

[machizumo]

sure, sure...

what was the advice again??

[poetry_in_motion]

Respect your elders and refrain from typing in all capital letters.

Also, for your benefit, please stay away from a man wearing bandages around his arms and neck.

[machizumo]

That's a pretty outta nowhere warning. Who's that? Why's he trouble?

[poetry_in_motion]

He's my partner from home, and he's an excellent manipulator. If he tells you one thing, he'll usually mean the opposite.

Plus, he tends to really enjoy pulling pranks on others.

[machizumo]

That was a pretty grim-sounding warning for a prankster, but sure. I'll avoid him.

[poetry_in_motion]

I should add that he's not a bad person. I do care about him; I just wish that he was a bit easier to read. That, and I really don't want him ruining anyone else's life if at all possible.

[machizumo]

This sounds like a complicated relationship that's none of my business if you ask me.