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[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

[goingsoft]

I'm impressed you managed to turn the caps lock on. I mean, not in a good way, but it's still impressive.

And I mean it's not like you're wrong though. About the casual thing. It's weird that we're like. In space? With horny sylvanian family aliens? It's not like you get used to it. More like it gets tiring to get freaked out every time a weird thing happens.

[machizumo]

LISTEN I'LL TAKE IT THANKS
MAYBE I'LL TURN IT OFF AND TURN IT BACK ON AND THAT'LL FIX IT.
THEY DON'T HAVE THIS KIND OF SHIT WHERE I'M FROM

ANYWAY I GUESS I CAN SEE THAT. I DON'T KNOW.
SOME PEOPLE GET STUCK HERE A WHILE HUH?

[goingsoft]

Yeah. I've been here I think. Shit. Half a year? And stupid shit happens so often that sooner or later it gets old and you're just like 'huh. must be tuesday' or 'well, I'm a fish again, sure is the start of a new month'. Honestly after a while you just get a special sort of bored of it.

Like. You know how if a guy showed up in class one day and he was. I don't know. Throwing confetti everywhere and playing a trumpet? And if that happened on one day it'd be wild. But if it happened every day at 10am sharp you'd just be concerned about him maybe being a serial killer and wondering where he gets all the confetti.

[machizumo]

hello I turned it off and back on.

and one. That dude would make a terrible serial killer on account of attracting that much attention to himself.
Two. I get that this is a hypothetical or whatever but somebody really shoulda beat the shit out of that guy when he started that mess.

Actually that brings us to
has anyone tried beating the shit out of these people?

[goingsoft]

Okay yes.

Someone should have kicked hypothetical trumpet guy's teeth in like. Around the time I made him up I guess. I still think he's probably a serial killer though. The confetti is probably actually his chopped up victims.

...okay disregard that message I don't know why I'm giving trumpet guy a whole MO.

And you know
I actually never tried that.
I mean I thought about it but there were people I knew already here and they're way more prone to beating the shit out of people than I am so I just kind of. Assumed they'd tried it.

Also I mean. Effort.

[machizumo]

You should ask em if they've tried it. And then see if they'd wanna try again. Maybe we need to bolster the numbers or something.

who do we even beat up around here? who's the boss? Those knight dudes?

[goingsoft]

I don't know. The moon, maybe? I mean beating the shit out of a big rock in space only sounds about maybe a tenth as weird as anything else that happens here.

But uh.

So there's kind of another thing. That might be why people aren't beating up anyone or anything.

[machizumo]

and what's that?

Or are you saying that the moon being in charge is the big issue?