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[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

[jaganshi]

You don’t have to.

It’s a projection. I can hear you bellowing in my mind without it actually happening.

[machizumo]

So change the station.

[jaganshi]

I'm not being literal.

The Jagan hasn't shown interest in your thoughts once.

[machizumo]

So don't let it start now!

who let you outta demon world anyway? this place one-up your big bad boss?

[jaganshi]

Mukuro is not my 'boss.'

I'm free to come and go as I please.

Though I didn't sign up for this new planet bull shit even slightly.

[machizumo]

[ So Hiei's voluntarily hanging around someone who doesn't have anything hanging over his head? He's free to come and go, but he just chills? She's not his boss, but he hangs out at her house doing shit for her?? ]

So. She's your wife huh.

[jaganshi]

My what?

[machizumo]

YOUR WIFE.

[ Do the caps help here? Sure! ]

[jaganshi]

If the only context is in the way Shiori is someone’s wife ..

Mukuro is NOT my wife.

[machizumo]

so she's your girlfriend?

[jaganshi]

No.

[machizumo]

so she's your boss.

[jaganshi]

What job do i have, exactly, that she would oversee to include the title 'boss'?

Idiot.

[machizumo]

Ain't you picking up stray humans?

People have seen you you know. you were in the news
you're an ET now haha.

[jaganshi]

An ET?

What the fuck is that?

[machizumo]

Extra terrestrial.

A space alien.

[jaganshi]

So you're all stupid.

Well, next time destruction comes around I'll be sure to not be indebted in some way to Koenma.

[machizumo]

what's a dude who's never dealt with demons supposed to think of a little three-eyed weirdo??

Anyway that's fine if your bosswife won't let you come and help out the next time something shitty happens. guess we all got our chains, huh?

[jaganshi]

I should've erased his brain as a muscle.

You misunderstand on purpose. I'll abstain simply to watch.

[ After he gets Yukina out of there. And probably Kuwabara underhandedly if it came down to it. ]

[machizumo]

Sure you will.

[jaganshi]

You doubt me?

[machizumo]

yeah man like
ALL THE TIME

[jaganshi]

Then we do have one thing in common after all.