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[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

[machizumo]

COOL MAN HAVE FUN.
ITS PROBABLY NOT YOUR FUNERAL, BUT IT'S SOMEONE'S KINDA SO...

HOPE YOU LIKE CREEPY SHIT.

[itsknighttime]

aw thanks thats nice of you
im cool if its my funeral but if its someone elses funeral hole im not getting into a random corpses holes bro
you gotta preface that im sliding into the metaphorical dms of a corpse house

but youre not wrong
i do like creepy shit

[[Or he wouldn't like half of his friends.]]

[machizumo]

I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE LIKE. BODIES. THEY MIGHT JUST BE GHOSTS.
BUT I GUESS THERE ARE BODIES WHERE THERE ARE GHOSTS A LOT SO WHO KNOWS.

ANYWAY IT'S GONNA BE CREEPY SO CONGRATULATIONS.

[itsknighttime]

okay ghosts are a whole other thing
im used to ghosts
i thought youd know youre the hole guru
lead me hole guru

[machizumo]

Look it's not an exact science I don't know the fine details

[itsknighttime]

dude
youre really goin to break my heart like this huh
i had hole expectations
i had my hole day planned out
this is a hole other story now

[machizumo]

is this a hobby of yours or something?

[itsknighttime]

holes or puns?
probably both

[machizumo]

Are hole puns the mountaintop then?

[itsknighttime]

i dunno man thered be a lot of earth to move for a pun that big

[machizumo]

I believe in you.