machizumo: (dgit dude really.)
Kazuma Kuwabara ([personal profile] machizumo) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-06-29 04:57 pm

6/29, Text; un: KUWABARA

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.
roseblooms: but really that boy is quite literally a monster (HEARTS ❁ equal parts smarm and charm)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2020-07-01 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
For what it's worth, I appreciate the confirmation that I live long enough to tell you the outcome of the conflict's resolution.

Perhaps it's for the best. I think he would've made a fine king, but he deserves the opportunity not to be one.
roseblooms: what's new pussycat seven times on the jukebox (CHESHIRE ❁ leaving only his grin behind)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2020-07-01 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
He'd make a terrible administrator, is what you mean. In that respect, I agree with you completely. But what would've made him a competent king is that —

Well. That I imagine we all would have followed him.

You're not upset that you weren't a part of the power struggle, are you?
roseblooms: in case you didn't notice, that was sarcasm (BEHIND ❁ you suck and that's so sad)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2020-07-01 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you might have sought to install yourself as supreme ruler of demonkind so that no one could challenge you when you ask Yukina to marry you. That would be a valid use for the throne, I imagine.

[AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE.]
roseblooms: this is my vash the stampede impression (YOSH ❁ la-di-da-di-da an ocean of blood)

[personal profile] roseblooms 2020-07-01 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's very customary in demon marriages. Typically the would-be bridegroom fights off at least three challengers before he makes it to the altar.

But I'm sure you'll be fine.