6/29, Text; un: KUWABARA

[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

[lanceylance]

what if, for the exams, they're given the name of a student that failed out and they have to hunt them down and kill them to silence them? and if you succeed and don't get caught, then you pass, but if you get caught, then YOU'RE on the target list and someone else has to come off you...

[machizumo]

If you fail and become a target but then you kill the person who comes after you, do you get re-admitted?

[lanceylance]

you know, that'd probably be the best idea. just because if they re-admit you, they wouldn't have to worry about killing you for fear that you'd talk and tell everyone they exist.

[machizumo]

man this is complicated. Lotta risky bets
I'm glad i don't go to assassin school.

[lanceylance]

me too. the garrison was bad enough. i'd definitely have been screwed if it was assassin school!

[machizumo]

a garrison?
Like a fort or something right? I don't know if that's very schooly either.