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[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

[arf]

These are extreme circumstances!!! They'll make an exception!

[machizumo]

NOT IF WE CAN'T PROVE THE EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES

[arf]

EASY! BRING BACK A SOUVENIR!

[machizumo]

LIKE WHAT? HOW WOULD YOU GUARANTEE IT'S ON YOU WHEN YOU GO BACK?

I MEAN I HAD MY SCHOOL BAD ON ME WHEN I CAME HERE SO I GUESS YOU JUST GET TO KEEP WHATEVER YOU GOT ON YOU AT THE TIME SO...
MAYBE A PHOTO?? YOU COULD KEEP IT IN YOUR WALLET OR WHATEVER.

[arf]

YEAH I'LL STUFF IT DOWN MY PANTS ON THE WAY HOME!! THEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIND IT TO CONFISCATE IT!

[machizumo]

WAIT WHO'S CONFISCATING SHIT?

[arf]

Well everyone would know about the kidnappings already if it was that easy to leave with proof right?? There are so many people here!

[machizumo]

True true... I don't know if shoving things in your pants is real subtle though.

OH! Maybe just wearing clothes that come from around here!! if the brands or styles don't exist back home, that's something right??

anyway now people are saying that it doesn't matter one way or the other and that people don't realize you were ever gone and even YOU might not know you were ever gone and this is weird and i Hate it.

[arf]

Hm.. well, people could just say it's like some "Indie" clothing label, right? Unless it's magic... I bet there are magic clothes here! Haha I haven't explored that much, but that seems like it fits the vibe doesn't it!??

Isn't that even worse though? That's super sad that we're not going to be missed!! I mean I guess it's good my parents aren't wworried but I WANT SOMEONE LOOKING FOR ME!! Anyway how do people know!?

[machizumo]

I guess they've done it. Gone home and come back. They didn't remember being gone and nobody noticed.

Which might be kinda sad yeah. I guess it'd feel good to actually be missed but I'd rather other people not have to stew in shitty feelings over it.

[arf]

That's true but... Is it selfish to hope someone was trying to get me home?

[machizumo]

Probably not. That's just human shit huh? Everybody wants tethers whether they fess up or not.

[arf]

Yeah..
Now it just seems kind of hopeless, right?
I'd rather fail my classes. (ಥ﹏ಥ)