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[machizumo]

HI WHAT'S UP I''M NEW. KUWABARA.
YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CASUAL ABOUT THIS BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY KINDA COVERED THAT SO ???

I MEAN I DON'T REALLY WANT THINGS TO BE ALL THAT MUNDANE I GUESS BUT THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS YOU COME TO ACCEPT AND THEN
WHAM
NEW PLANET.

AND NOW I'M GONNA FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL AND GET MURDERED SO THANKS A LOT. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

ANYWAY I GUESS MY NEW SHTICK IS BEING A HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH SO I BASICALLY JUST WANNA SAY
WATCH YOUR HEAD
AND DON'T LIKE GO TOO DEEP INTO THE HOLE CITY OR WHATEVER.

Comments

text; un: sharpshooter

[lanceylance]

tell me about it. the whole SUDDENLY SURPRISE YOU'RE IN HELL! thing gets kinda old after like, the first time.

what kind of school did you go to that they're gonna murder you if you flunk out? that sounds kinda extreme. i mean, i probably got expelled for missing way too many classes, but they weren't like, out to kill me for it or anything. unless it was some kinda crazy school for assassins or something? do they even have schools for that?

[machizumo]

i'd ask about this FIRST TIME shit but I'm getting the picture here that everybody's FUCKED UP and has maybe actually been to hell. I guess it's just total plausibility around here.

But anyway the school's not gonna murder me my sister is.

and assassin school is included in that total plausibility shit because WHY NOT?

[lanceylance]

not like, actual hell, but i guess it was close enough? i mean, i can't really say i enjoyed shocking myself or making things break just because i was upset, or getting angry and making the power flicker, or getting spooked and having light bulbs pop, so that was kinda like being in a sorta hell.

dude, say no more. i got two older sisters and two older brothers, so i totally get it. mom's way scarier when you make her mad, though.

i'm gonna guess no to the assassin school then. man, that would've been kinda cool though, you know?

[machizumo]

I don't know man consider what the exams might be like
that's a lot of murders.

[lanceylance]

what if, for the exams, they're given the name of a student that failed out and they have to hunt them down and kill them to silence them? and if you succeed and don't get caught, then you pass, but if you get caught, then YOU'RE on the target list and someone else has to come off you...

[machizumo]

If you fail and become a target but then you kill the person who comes after you, do you get re-admitted?

[lanceylance]

you know, that'd probably be the best idea. just because if they re-admit you, they wouldn't have to worry about killing you for fear that you'd talk and tell everyone they exist.

[machizumo]

man this is complicated. Lotta risky bets
I'm glad i don't go to assassin school.

[lanceylance]

me too. the garrison was bad enough. i'd definitely have been screwed if it was assassin school!

[machizumo]

a garrison?
Like a fort or something right? I don't know if that's very schooly either.