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GIOVANNI POTAGE ([personal profile] soupervillain) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-07-12 12:03 pm
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CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)

Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-07-12 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
ur the bad guy
figured it was a good question to ask

but dont have a puppy neway
and i wouldnt say theres no evil where im frm
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[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-12 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I might be a bad guy, but I'm not a jerk!! Next puppy I see's getting an extra serious cuddle cause of you, so there!!!

And who'd you think was doing the evil, huh?? I bet your world has tons of bad guys and you just never thought to talk to them! Now who's the jerk??
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-07-12 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
...
r u sure ur a bad guy
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[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-12 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT?! Of course I am!! I pay my dues to the Banzai Blasters same as everyone else!! I robbed a museum!! I have MINIONS!!!
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-07-12 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
whyd you rob the museum
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[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-12 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
To get cool artifacts and maybe some cursed swords to throw at girls!!!
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-07-13 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
no offense
that sounds like something
a 5 yo would do
soupervillain: (smug)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-13 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but would a 5-year-old get away with it?!
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-07-13 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
depends on whos watching him
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[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-14 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hope it's not me. I am so bad with childcare.
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-07-17 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
u seem like the bbsitter that lets kids eat 10 pounds of candy
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[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-17 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, yeah, I probably would. Kids, right? Can't say no to 'em!
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-07-23 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
so if they get cavities
its ur fault?
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[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-26 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...Maybe. Is this still a metaphor??
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[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-31 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
So the babysitter is me, and the kid is... also me? And the candy is priceless artifacts??
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-08-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
the babysitter is you and the kid is a kid and the candy is candy
not trying to get too deep with it
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[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-08-04 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Gotcha!! In that case, yes!! The cavities are 100% my fault!!!
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-08-05 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
congrats ur evil
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2020-08-05 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
how evil remains to be seen
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