un: coolguy

[soupervillain]

CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)
Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters

Comments

un: robotman

[evilgrows]

You do know "do not read this" is an open invitation for anyone and everyone to read this, right?

text — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

get a load of this tryhard

text: un: sousuke

[shrugsitoff]

u cant b srs

text un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

Is this some kind of joke? You can't be this foolish.

text; un: lucio

[poopio]

This does seem to be quite an interesting way to pass your hours here.
Is this an open invitation to attend the proceedings of the "Banzai Blasters"?

text | un: guerrillalove

[sendinthedelta]

inconspicuous u r not, sir
try again

[soupervillain]

Ah, you know that and I know that, my friend, but the good guys don't! They have to follow any rules you give 'em. I'm pretty sure it's, like, the law.

[soupervillain]

That's right!! I do try hard!!! How else am I gonna be the best supervillain I can be, huh???

[soupervillain]

I can be srs, and I am!!! The most srs!!!

[soupervillain]

Shows what you know!!! I would never joke about something like this!! Crime is deadly serious!! Except... hopefully not the deadly part. Free life advice: dying is bad.

[soupervillain]

SURE IS, buddy!!! Except... we don't really have any proceedings right now, 'cause I'm kind of the only one in this world. That I know of. You haven't seen any guys in snazzy yellow uniforms around, have you?

[shrugsitoff]

not sure what to say
cept
ths was stpd

[soupervillain]

Duhhh, of course I'm not!! Who ever heard of an inconspicuous supervillain???

[soupervillain]

Yeah??? You got any advice on how to do it better then, buddy?! Cause you're such a genius and all!!!

[shrugsitoff]

dont post smth
that ne1 can see

[soupervillain]

...Yeah, okay, not a terrible point. You know if there's, like, a bad guys only filter on this thing?

[shrugsitoff]

dont knw
nvr thought bad guys existed

[soupervillain]

Well, congratulations on meeting your first!! One certified bad guy here, in the flesh. The... internet flesh. What are you, from some kind of puppies and sunshine world where there's no evil? And if so can I have a puppy??

[shrugsitoff]

u gnna kick it?

[soupervillain]

NO!!! Animal cruelty is not sanctioned by the Banzai Blasters!!! Geez, you've got a warped mind, dude. And I thought I was supposed to be the evil one.

[shrugsitoff]

ur the bad guy
figured it was a good question to ask

but dont have a puppy neway
and i wouldnt say theres no evil where im frm

[soupervillain]

Yeah, I might be a bad guy, but I'm not a jerk!! Next puppy I see's getting an extra serious cuddle cause of you, so there!!!

And who'd you think was doing the evil, huh?? I bet your world has tons of bad guys and you just never thought to talk to them! Now who's the jerk??

[shrugsitoff]

...
r u sure ur a bad guy

[soupervillain]

WHAT?! Of course I am!! I pay my dues to the Banzai Blasters same as everyone else!! I robbed a museum!! I have MINIONS!!!

[shrugsitoff]

whyd you rob the museum