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CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)
Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters

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You do know "do not read this" is an open invitation for anyone and everyone to read this, right?

get a load of this tryhard

u cant b srs

Is this some kind of joke? You can't be this foolish.

This does seem to be quite an interesting way to pass your hours here.
Is this an open invitation to attend the proceedings of the "Banzai Blasters"?

inconspicuous u r not, sir
try again

[This is the funniest thing he's ever scanned with his eyeballs.]

Afraid I don't know what you mean by 'knife-bat hand.' Should I?

You will be reported to law enforcement.

[ Oh wow this guy got balls. She likes it. ]

Oh, I used to do this a lot. The things that I did were on a much bigger scale than things you mentioned though.

so ... are you part of the distraction team for the real supervillain plot?

the bait?

[ because that, he could at least comprehend. ]

needs work...

[Oh my god this is the most hilarious thing he's ever seen.]

You certainly know how to make an entrance! But I kinda feel like littering shouldn't really be on your list there... Is everyone who litters a bad guy?

There's truly never a boring day on this planet.

Ey buddy, I'm pretty sure good guys can and will see this regardless.

[Just... unending teenaged girl laughing.]

[ Take everything with grains of salt when surfing the internet because for every one honest post, there are ten trolls. ]

Totes down to do things that make people frown. But those suggestions are boring, kinda tame. Like on a "scale of one to ten it's so low it's not even worth mentioning" levels of tame. You know what'd be fun? Harass the Moon Knights. Think about it. No one will expect it, not even the Knights themselves, so you'll catch them off guard.

[ What Bishop decided to be today has yet to be seen. ]

And people would say the group I led lacked subtlety. Although I can appreciate the candor, if nothing else.

Mind if I ask what, precisely, your end goal is? Or is it just crime for the sake of it?

You're only interested in petty crime?

this is like...
one of the laaamest posts i've seen so far
how would u even know if the person replying is good or bad??? lol
think about it

so i'm a good guy but i'm also a sadist

[Yeah, check that username. He read the message anyways because, like everyone else here, he's not taking Giovanni seriously at all.]

so i have some good ideas. like you should rob all stores of mayonnaise

steal from any of my favourite clothing line stores and ill kick your ass.

...unless youre planning to share for free. then were cool.

you realize if you make a post like this, everyone is going to read it, right/

[ Not that this guy sounds remotely like an actual threat. ]

Edited 2020-07-19 20:22 (UTC)

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