un: coolguy

[soupervillain]

CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)
Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters

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this is actually really adorable, thank you

[ends]

I dunno, pitch it to me! how does it run? it’s definitely got a cool name, I might be interested.

[ says the dead delinquent who plays both sides and believes everyone deserves peace. he could probably swing being in an evil organization the same way he swings joining a militia and trying to befriend the “enemy.” ]

hey I put it out there for you to use, you can steal it. the greatest victories are won with a good strategy, right?

c: I'm so glad... the least I can do is spread joy with this idiot

[soupervillain]

Well, in my world it's run by the Banzai Barons, but I don't really know anything about them. I don't know much about any of the higher-ups, actually. But in this world, I'm the only Banzai Blaster as far as I know... so I guess that means I'M in charge!!!

...Kinda lonely without anyone to be in charge of, though. And that's where you come in!! With a team of good solid minions like you, I could build the BBs up to their former glory!! With Giovanni Potage at the helm!!! And since money here works different, you'd only have to pay me in hugs and handshakes!! Not quite as evil as the classic pyramid scheme, but much comfier. :)

Thanks for the strategy!!! I'll be sure to credit you after my next successful heist!!!

slowly getting back to things after the worst of my surgery pain is over, thanks for your patience!!

[ends]

if you treat your underlings with respect and can tolerate me having a few other jobs I take care of and a few differences, then sure.

you’ve got an underling.

as long as I’ve got your word on no pyramid schemes.

no worries dude! hope you're feeling better!

[soupervillain]

Hah! You'll never meet anyone who treats his underlings with more respect than GIOVANNI POTAGE!!! And I don't mind side jobs, no worries. A bunch of my boys back home do villainy as a side thing anyway. One of them runs a toy store the rest of the time!! And she's TWELVE!! Isn't that IMPRESSIVE??

[ aaahhhh he just got his first inter-world underling...!! ;A; PLAY IT COOL GIOVANNI ]

You got a deal!! I'm not sure I know how to run a pyramid scheme anyway. Welcome to the Banzai Blasters, otoproxy... if that is your real name. And even if it isn't, you're gonna need a minion name anyway!! Don't worry, I'll come up with a real good one after I get to know you a little. Only the best for my FIRST NEW MINION!!