un: coolguy

[soupervillain]

CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)
Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters

Comments

[casaposa]

Take over the world? You? Don't make me laugh.

[soupervillain]

Hey, I could! You don't know!

[casaposa]

You couldn't and I do know. Your conduct here is telling. It won't happen.

[soupervillain]

Yeah, well, when I DO take over the world, I know for sure you're not getting any of it!! Not even Australia!!!

[casaposa]

I don't want Australia! No one wants any part of your absurd fantasy!

[soupervillain]

RUDE!!!!!

Wait, do you know what Australia is?? I thought it was one of those places that only exists in my world!! Like Sweet Jazz City!!

[casaposa]

Australia exists in my world too. We may be from different versions of the same planet. That's common here.

If you paid more attention to the world around you instead of concocting these idiotic schemes, you would know that.

[soupervillain]

Okay, I'm still mad at you, but I gotta ask. Does your world have epithets?

Also, SCREW YOU, buddy!!! The only thing about the world I gotta pay attention to is the address of the next place I'm gonna burgle!!! And also the address of the nearest yarn shop, in case I run out!!!!

[casaposa]

No. The word itself exists in my world's language, but I doubt that's what you mean.

And quit announcing your intentions like that. All that wailing is going to do is bring more attention to yourself.

[soupervillain]

Awwww.

Attention?? Hah!!! I fear no attention!!! You know, supervillains, it's kind of our thing. Get our names out there, build a brand and all. Ooh, except cop attention. Don't like that.

[casaposa]

That's inevitable when you post this on a public network. The Lunar Knights will likely keep tabs on you now. I doubt that helps your 'brand' much.

[soupervillain]

Well, they shouldn't have been reading it anyway!!! But it's fine. It'll just make me look even COOLER when I evade capture!!

[casaposa]

[Caesar will be SHOCKED if he doesn't end up in jail by the end of the day.]

Good luck with that.

[soupervillain]

Hey, thanks!!