un: coolguy

[soupervillain]

CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)
Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters

Comments

[greatestcool]

Oh wow, congrats! That sounds like a super cool heist! But what do you mean by "steals epithets"? That also sounds cool, but I'm not really sure I follow.

[soupervillain]

Thanks!! And man, I keep forgetting all you guys are from epithet-less worlds!! Okay, basically an epithet is like a special power. Like, my epithet is Soup, so I can control soup!! And with this necklace, you can take anyone else's epithet and use it as your own!!! I haven't tried it here yet, so I don't know if it works on powers from other worlds. You got powers, or are you a mundie?