un: coolguy

[soupervillain]

CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)
Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters

Comments

[soupervillain]

[ Not too far off, tbh! ]

Pretty much exactly what it sounds like!! It lets me control soup!! I can produce it from my body and use it for all manner of purposes offensive, defensive, and delicious!! There's a surprising amount of ways you can attack people with soup, for the record.

[terribletwos]

i guess if it's hot enough.

that's one weird power.

[ How does one even get the power of soup? ]

[soupervillain]

[ Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's... no, yeah, he was born with it. ]

TECHNICALLY, since every epithet is unique, you could say they're all weird powers!! Okay, fine, you might not EXPECT an epithet like mine to be used in combat situations, but that just makes it all the more dangerous!!

[terribletwos]

is it like endless soup that you can shoot at people/

[soupervillain]

I wish it was endless!! Nah, if I make too much of it at once, I get real tired. But the shooting it at people part is totally accurate!! I can also superheat my body, and use steam as a smokescreen, and

Wait a second!! I'm not gonna give away all my powers that easily!! You'll just have to fight me and find them out!!!

[terribletwos]

didn't you just give a whole bunch of information away just now/

[soupervillain]

That was just a teaser!! A mere taste of my TRUE power!!!

[ yes. Yes he did. ]

[terribletwos]

i am kind of curious to see how it works. it sounds really messy though.

[soupervillain]

It is incredibly messy!!! But it's worth it!! Wanna spar sometime?? Then you'll get to see and taste my soup in its full HD glory!!

[terribletwos]

yeah, i'll spar with you.

[ He's got his reflect spell after all. ]