un: coolguy

[soupervillain]

CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)
Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters

Comments

[soupervillain]

Because if I become the world's greatest supervillain, I can make sure that me and my minions have the best lives possible!!! It's hard being a minion, you know?! I was one myself up until a few months ago!! And my minions deserve the best!!!

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thats actually probly the best reason i ever heard
kinda shocked

[soupervillain]

That's Giovanni Potage for you!!! Full of surprises!!! But you shouldn't be shocked by a bad guy wanting to take care of his minions. No villain worth anything got to where they are without a good solid team of minions to back them up!!!

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i guess ?
i feel like the runnin model is that bad people are inherently selfish

[soupervillain]

Weellll, kinda guilty as charged. As the boss, I do stipulate that I get to keep all the best loot!! But I know I wouldn't have gotten ANY of that loot without my minions' help!! That's why if you see a bad guy who doesn't care about his minions, they're a LOSER!!!

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bosses always keep more loot n glory than their workers
so thats normal i guess

u draft the plans for places ur gonna rob n shit ?

[ just a casual conversation about crime and robbery, you know how it is. ]

[soupervillain]

I usually delegate that stuff to my minions!! Also, sometimes I google them!!

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.....ok
so what do u actually DO

[soupervillain]

Hands-on work!! I personally lead my minions on every heist, scheme, or caper we commit!!!

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so
nothin

u do nothin

[soupervillain]

I do NOT do nothing!!! I STOLE A NECKLACE!!!

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oh a necklace huh
impressive, consider me wowed

[soupervillain]

Would it up the wow if I told you it was MAGIC???

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.......depends
whats it do

[soupervillain]

It STEALS POWERS!!! And lets you use them for yourself!!! I bet you'll be pretty wowed when you see me using like 100 powers at once, huh???

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steals em ?
what happens to the person u took em from ?

[soupervillain]

Same thing that usually happens when you steal something from someone!! They don't have 'em anymore!! They'll be all MINE, baby!!! SUCK IT!!!

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ok
im interested

[soupervillain]

Wanna hang out sometime?? I can show you its powers in action!! Although we'd have to find someone to steal from. :|a Unless you're volunteering?? Cause I'm sure not!!

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[ okay. forward. ]

i aint got no powers to steal so its fine
....actually i dont really even know anybody whos got powers to steal, most of em are just freakishly strong or somethin

[soupervillain]

It's cool!! We'll find some poor sucker and nab theirs!! And maybe if they're REALLY lucky we'll give them back when we're done!!!

Aw man, I'm so excited!! I haven't really hung out with anyone here yet!!! You got a name??

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that would be pretty nice a us now wouldnt it

uh

[ he sure didn't read that dodge. ]

yea
mo guanshan

[soupervillain]

NICE TO MEET YOU!! I'm Giovanni Potage!! I feel like I haven't said my name enough this conversation!!

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u said it i got it
i got it all

[soupervillain]

Just checking!!!