un: coolguy

[soupervillain]

CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)
Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters

Comments

[soupervillain]

Wait, WHAT??? Are you a good guy?? I specifically said not to read this post!!

[ Man, that robotman guy was right! If you can't trust good guys to obey the rules, who even can you trust? ]

Plus I didn't actually do any crimes in this world yet!! So you and your cop buddies got nothing on me!! So there!!!!

[inordertobelieve]

[ This is.... weirdly sad. Mikami hates crime more than anyone on this world hates crime and he's still too underwhelmed to quite be angry. ]

It's a public post. Announcing that your post is written in ill intend will make anyone in law enforcement take a closer look, requests or none.

[soupervillain]

Well..... they shouldn't!! Whatever happened to respecting other people's boundaries??? I'm evil and even I know how to do that!!!

[inordertobelieve]

Threatening harm onto others or their possessions is a violation of boundaries in itself.

[soupervillain]

Aww, don't worry, I won't harm their possessions!! I'll keep them nice and safe... in MY collection!!! c:

[inordertobelieve]

Are you just asking to be caught?

[soupervillain]

NO!!! I've never been caught before and I never will!! TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU!!!

[ Should Mikami chance to look behind him... there's nothing there. Unsurprisingly, perhaps. ]

[inordertobelieve]

[ Well, first he reads this message three times because he's not familiar with netspeak or anything like it and just can't really figure out whats going on. Then he looks behind himself, which... doesn't help. ]

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[soupervillain]

Oh, sorry. I was trying to use my special move of teleporting behind you, but I forgot it doesn't work so well over text. Hey, but if we ever meet, I'll show you in person! It's really cool!!! So... don't sic the cops on me, 'kay?