un: coolguy

[soupervillain]

CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)
Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters

Comments

[soupervillain]

It is if you're just stealing from the Man!!

[bolderfell]

Which man is that?

[soupervillain]

You know.... the MAN! The establishment!! The people in charge!!! They don't count!!!

[bolderfell]

Is Man the name of some kingdom or am I missing something?

[soupervillain]

No!!! It's just a word for anyone in authority!! Don't tell me, you're from one of those old-timey worlds or something.

[bolderfell]

'Old-timey' compared to what.

[soupervillain]

You know, do you have, like, cars, or video games?? Do you have BASEBALL??? Please tell me your world has baseball!!!

[bolderfell]

[...]

It could. Somewhere.

[What is a base ball.]

[soupervillain]

Oh my god, dude, you're missing out. I have GOT to introduce you to the best sport!!! In any world. Trust me on this one.

[bolderfell]

I don't know much about sport to start with. Do they have this baseball here?

[soupervillain]

They BETTER!!! Or else I take back everything I said about this world being awesome. Sure, it let me finally achieve my dream of becoming a majestic wolf, but what's the point if I'm a wolf that can't play baseball!!!

But if baseball doesn't exist in this world, then I'll INVENT it!! And then you can bring it back to your world, and we'll spread it throughout the multiverse!!!

[bolderfell]

Okay. If you say so.

When did you turn into a wolf? Sorry: a majestic wolf.

[soupervillain]

I say so!!!

A couple weeks after I got here!! And like every month since then!! At first I thought I got bit by a werewolf without noticing, but it turns out most people here can turn into animals?? LAME. But still rad!!! I've got some real good AWOOOs saved up for next month!!!

[bolderfell]

Oh, right, your moon blessing. Damn. Wish I turned into a wolf. Do you go all the way, or is it just the ears and so on?

[soupervillain]

Ears, tail (it was a HUGE pain having to get new pants), plus my hands and feet go all paw-y and my nose gets cold. And I get really fuzzy!! What do you turn into?? I bet it's almost as cool as a wolf probably!!!

[bolderfell]

I don't know about that. Think it's just a cat, mostly.

[soupervillain]

STILL COOL!!

[bolderfell]

Thanks for saying so either way.