un: coolguy

[soupervillain]

CALLING ALL VILLAINS, EVILDOERS, AND GENERAL BAD GUYS!!!

GOOD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS!!!

(that means you)
Okay, now that that's out of the way! I'm Giovanni Potage, captain of the Banzai Blasters. (Please hold all autograph requests until we meet in person.) Any fellow bad guys want to team up and commit some crimes sometime? My knife-bat hand's getting kinda itchy, if you know what I mean. Know any good museums to rob? Shops to lift? Parks to litter in? Say the word!!

- Giovanni Potage
Captain of the Banzai Blasters

Comments

[poopio]

Would a native not be more ideal?
Your minion too can vanish.
As I believe it, all of us are here on an impermanent basis.
Our tenure in this world is tenuous at best.

[soupervillain]

Then I'll get a native to be my second most trusted minion!! You can never have too many minions, I always say!!!

[poopio]

I do hope you intend to subjugate them with kindness rather than wrath.
The Prismals respond and grant their loyalty to those who treat them well -lest your empire ends up overthrown in the future after
you have left.

[soupervillain]

I absolutely will!! Giovanni Potage is a benevolent dictator!!! Have I not done my minions' rights spiel at you yet??

[poopio]

This is true.
You have given me no reason to question your benevolence.

[ Minus all that talk about evil deeds but. ]

I suppose I have your long and happy reign to look forward to now.

[soupervillain]

You sure do!!! I promise I'll let you know as soon as it starts!! >:D