text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

Yo! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao. (Formerly ~wanwan! I'm going for a cooler image!) I hope everyone's happy and healthy. It looks like Iris is starting. Good luck, Irises... there sure are so many cute people going around this time of the month.

I need a little help!

What are everyone's favorite pick-up lines? Giving or receiving. Let's hear them!

Comments

[firstsaderesponder]

you asked for pick-up lines. i gave you a pick-up line.

[arf]

You don't have pick-up lines, you have put-down lines.

[ He's pretty sure anyway!! ]

[firstsaderesponder]

but you'd be complimenting that person's shoes and then asking if they want to do it. that's not a put-down

[arf]

I don't know how it's a put down but I know it is!

[firstsaderesponder]

you're already assuming things when you can't even explain it. you're the mean one here, taichi-kun

[arf]

Then.. I'm doing good learning, right, Sougo-sensei?

[ Can you hear the grinning in his text?? He's teasing him back. They are friends now. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Huh. Looks like the puppy has some bite. Sougo knows Taichi is playing along...and Sougo is willing to play a game in return.]

is this a challenge

[arf]

No?!?!?

[ DONT BE MEANER TO HIM, WHAT KIND OF CHALLENGE WOULD IT EVEN BE!? ]

[firstsaderesponder]

i thought the student wanted to challenge the master

btw what the hell is that username

[Seriously. What is that.]

[arf]

It's my name! In roman letters, numbers, and emoji!

[firstsaderesponder]

but why. you're denying your true self

[arf]

My name is my truest self!
Look!
You could be So5!😈🌲ta!
You can't tell me you don't want a name with that devil face in it!
Especially since it's obviously bothering people here a lot!

[firstsaderesponder]

no your truest self is a dog

like how my truest self is a super sadist master

and not...whatever that thing is that you just typed out

[He does like the devil face, but that entire username....]

[arf]

🐶💦

[ It can be hard to tell if he really minds being called a dog or not. Sometimes he does. Sometimes he plays into it. ]

So
5=go
😈=o but also a evil face for your sadist nature!
🌲=ki
ta

That's what I typed out!

[firstsaderesponder]

[Huh. Interesting, but still reeks of desperation. If Sougo was a better person, he would be charmed by Taichi's earnest attempt to make his name look cool...unfortunately, Sougo is not that person.]

oh i get it

you're trying to get attention by looking like the biggest tool on the planet

[arf]

Hm... Since I'm making your name, that means I'm making you out to be the biggest tool?

Sorry? wwwwwwwwww

[ He's trying to rib Sougo. If he doesn't joke back how else is he supposed to handle all these insults?? ]

[firstsaderesponder]

no you're the biggest tool bc you actually came up with this stuff

are you trying to be a cutesy high school girl or something

[Aww, Taichi is learning. With friends like Sougo...]

[arf]

If I were a tool I could fix your attitude, Sougo-sama!!

No I'm laughing!!!

[firstsaderesponder]

oh really? too bad. you might as well tell the sun to stop shining or tell a bear to stop sh*tting in the woods

yeah i know but you're trying too hard to be cute. i guess that's part of being a tool. a dog tool?

[arf]

So you admit I can't fix that. [ Because he's not a tool! :D :D :D ]

I'm not trying, I'm just laughing!?

[firstsaderesponder]

try and you'll end up like hijikata-san

it sure was nice knowing him

[Hijikata-san is actually alive and well in Prisma, it's just fun pretending he's dead. Well, fun for Sougo.]

nah i meant you're trying too hard with your username. if anyone bullies you for that, call me

so i can join in

[(Actually no, Sougo would keep an eye on whoever bullies Taichi. He's too earnest and dumb!)]

[arf]

I wasn't going to, but!!
:D
If I could fix it, I'd be a tool. I can't, so not a tool!

Rest peacefully, Hijikata-san.

You're the only one bullying me. (￣□￣」)

[firstsaderesponder]

you'd still be a tool either way. a different kind of tool, but still a tool

nah he shouldn't rest peacefully, that's too good for him

looks like a lot of people don't like your weird username, tho

[He's going to count others' confusion as "bullying".]

[arf]

..Do you want him to become a ghost and haunt you?

[ Isn't that the opposite of resting peacefully... He thought Sougo was a S not a M. ]

Yeah... I kind of wish it wasn't like that, that's my actual signature. Haha, it kind of sucks that no one likes it.

[ Well, at least Sougo can enjoy the fact that Taichi is dying inside that no one likes how he signs like, literally everything... ]

[firstsaderesponder]

if he became a ghost he'd be too scared of himself to do anything

[Hijikata-san, that WIMP. Sougo's personal feelings aside, Hijikata is incredibly afraid of ghosts, though.]

so someone literally forces your hand to sign like that? weird but i guess if you're into that

[Can't this dude literally change it like he changed his username?]