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[bolderfell]

What's the deal with tomatoes. They're just messy fruit full of water.

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text; un: supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

[Well, well, well. Sougo didn't really care for this message, but he looked into the replies and found someone messing with Caesar.

So naturally, he couldn't miss this opportunity to pile on.

He replies with his own photo: tomatoes, butter, and red wine haphazardly smashed on a door, as if they were thrown. The door to Caesar's room.]

no like this

[bolderfell]

[Therion's missing so much context for this, what.]

Huh. Looks like they stain, too. Guess that's another point against them.

[????]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Sorry Therion, Sougo's just here to fuck with his roommate. But he appreciates someone else who enjoys making Caesar miserable.]

you should try it next time. caesar would really like it

[bolderfell]

Oho. I get it now.

Well, like you said. Have to consider it for next time.

[firstsaderesponder]

maybe they won't stain if they're thrown at caesar himself

[bolderfell]

Someone could test that. For science.

[firstsaderesponder]

good idea. it'd be a shame if this test wasn't recorded, though...

[bolderfell]

No scholar myself, but I understand accurate and immediate recordkeeping is the most important part of any academic trial.

[firstsaderesponder]

sounds like we're on the same page then

be careful of his magic bubbles

[bolderfell]

I said someone should test it. Also said I'm not a scholar.

[firstsaderesponder]

[Guess they weren't on the same page.]

hey i thought we had a routine going here

whatever. not like i'm lacking in opportunities to catch him

[bolderfell]

Yeah. Thanks for the warning about the magic bubbles, though. I'll have to keep it in mind.

Besides, it seems you're already a master of your craft. [A super master, even.] Don't really need the help of a stranger, do you?

[firstsaderesponder]

he also covers himself in soap for some reason so he's better than a soap bottle

[He knows where this flattery is going. And he may be a super sadist master, too.]

i'm no scholar either tho. i just like seeing him angry

[bolderfell]

[Do worlds lacking the Marquis de Sade still know the word sadism?]

Really? Why's that?

[firstsaderesponder]

because it's fun for me. i'm a sadist

[Let's find out about that.]

[bolderfell]

Is that a type of demon?

[So: nope.]

[casaposa]

[Well, he knows what a sadist is, but for the purposes of this discussion??]

Yes.

[firstsaderesponder]

hey zucchini don't be so mean. you're giving this guy some wrong information so who's the real sadist here

anyways a sadist is a person who enjoys seeing others in pain

[bolderfell]

Huh. We must have a different word for that where I'm from.

[firstsaderesponder]

like what

does it also begin with an s

[That's his brand, okay.]

[bolderfell]

Not sure. Hard to come up with a word that'll stand for the whole class of people with any money or power over others.

[firstsaderesponder]

that's just powerful ppl in general

a sadist can be anyone tho. if you enjoy messing with zucchini, even you can be a sadist

[bolderfell]

You two aren't friends?

here but not here

[casaposa]

[Hey Sougo???

He's in the house.

He was in the the room when all that shit hit the door.

And he's coming to kill you.]

[firstsaderesponder]

[WELP.

Once Sougo heard the sounds of yelling and loud Italian cussing, he was out the door.

Try and catch him, Zucchini!]