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[grilletto]

okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

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[grilletto]

i know how to read
who hides in the fucking bathroom
tell them to face me like a man
and not like a coward

[getstoned]

shit man, you're talking like i would personally know who would be in the bathroom to get you

if there really were such a person

[grilletto]

yeah because that's how you're making it sound

[getstoned]

i'm just throwing out hypotheticals

for all i know they could hide in a closet, or behind an open door, under the kitchen sink.

[grilletto]

STOP

[getstoned]

what?

[grilletto]

fucking around!

[getstoned]

but it's so fun doing this with you

Tu sei il sole del mio giorno

[grilletto]

seriously
who
the
fuck
is
this

[getstoned]

Mi piace essere baciato da te.

[grilletto]

have we really kissed or are you still messing with me?

[getstoned]

we have, i honestly thought that would be the tip off

but i guess not

[grilletto]

okay uh
do we kiss a lot then?
i mean...i don't kiss that many people but most of them that i do kiss
don't speak italian
so
i mean

[getstoned]

i mean, tbf you've never asked if i *could* speak italian. you've just assumed that i don't.

that is to say, yeah, we kiss a lot

[grilletto]

why are you trying to freak me the fuck out then?????

[getstoned]

why wouldn't i?

Sei un dono

[grilletto]

yeah i know i am
that's why you should treasure me

[getstoned]

i do, but evidently you don't like being called puppy

[grilletto]

yeah i told you that already!
it's not like it news??
i mean
you could call me something COOL you know?

[getstoned]

Tesoro mio

[grilletto]

why the fuck didn't you tell me you spoke italian?

[getstoned]

because you just assumed that i didn't???

i mean, when i first met caesar i was flirting with him in italian so

[grilletto]

what the hell
why didn't you ever flirt with me in italian???

[getstoned]

because you didn't give me a chance when we first met or for a long time after that

so it seemed kind of pointless because you didn't seem interested

[grilletto]

didn't i tell you i thought you were scary hot??
of course i was???